I just found a triplet of funny plugins that produce winds, bird chirps, and engine sounds
they are very funny, expecially the bird chirp maker
32bit VST? Should work well on your minimalist PC 
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It’s a step up from ‘fart’ vst’s I guess …
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hahaha, it is no more minimalist, actually
Anyway, I use iBridge with Broomstick Bass and a few others like these